split the vote. >> neil: watching it closely, charlie, great catching up with you, so like a disney character. "the five" is next, the fallout from this the magic kingdom. ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone i'm dana perino with judge jeanine pirro, jesse watters, greg gutfeld and it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." so much for a conspiracy theory, the energy department has concluded covid most likely escape from a lab in wuhan, china, now surveys are saying so. the media and big tech at what

point you can find yourself banned from social media for even bringing up the possibility of a lab leak. and remember with dr. fauci quick to dismiss it. just weeks ago dr. anthony fauci rejected the conspiracy the coronavirus was made in wuhan, china. >> both scientists and intelligence committee agreed this coronavirus was not man-made. that is not a possibility. >> let's take a science look at what is available. it is more likely this came from an animal. >> you said the overwhelming amount of evidence. i believe most molecular biologist would disagree with you. speak with the lab leak has become a distraction for so many people because quite frankly we still don't know. there is no evidence to say. before the white house downplaying the report because

nothing is conclusive and affecting dr. fauci. >> there is not a consensus right now in the u.s. government about how covid started. there is no peer of the president believes it is really important we continue that work and that we find out as best as we can how it started so that we can better prevent a future pandemic. >> we have been grateful for dr. fauci's wisdom. we have been grateful for dr. fauci's advice. during the covid, he has spent his entire career fighting for the well-being, the health of american people appearance before that is not the only thing people got wrong about the pandemic and natural immunity provided as much protection as being double vaccinated. and another one, this one gets made, masts made no difference in stopping the spread of covid. but the ladies of the view don't seem to care about that. >> as people tell you, take off your mask and don't worry about it. just know the flu will fly in,

the flu got me appearance before a guess maybe the answer is wear a mask for the rest of your life so you won't get the flu. wouldn't it be great if you had a tiny bit of humility from the media? that is all it takes just announced. >> greg: we have been talking about the story for three years. there will be times when we are wrong. you measure somebody by how they can deal with being wrong and how they can adjust their beliefs and not through arrogance or just hiding. if you look at the people like nicole wallace, tom nichols, and appelbaum, all of these people commit was the arrogance and the dismissive mockery of the people who had a different opinion of them. you know i don't say we bring back tar and feathering, but i'm not saying that we shouldn't not bring it back. there is something that upset you about the mockery of this

belief and so self-satisfied and they can pretend that we don't remember. we remember because this is not news but they are talking about. the news is how we are not able to punish these people are basically calling out everybody for a sensible explanation of covid. going back three years ago we set this on a show, a novel virus in a lab that makes a novel virus. and that somehow is a conspiracy to point out a virus that is not natural appear so different and could be man-made and came from a lab but you can't say that but i will shut up a great example of how accusations of racism can suppress conversation. it happens every issue. so when you brought up the origins of covid had to be in china, then obviously asian folk. it was racist to say china or china virus and they would link it to asian people being

utilized including homeless people in california. somehow that was doomed to donald trump as if homeless people were watching "the five" and getting angry. so, the race card does is it can crush actual dialogue and theories based on the fact covid comes from somewhere else. you have to talk about it and investigate. if you think 9/11 lawsuits over 20 years, this will go on for a century. this is going to cast a long shadow of litigation. you are talking millions of people. 7 million died that we know of, judge, and how many people have died. think of learning loss and educators, businesses that were lost and not to mention on facebook you can lose your business if you posted something the lab leak is real you could be panned two years and if that is how you publicized yourself you would be out of luck. >> judge jeanine: the devastation of covid and how the

government handled it is enormous. greg is right. it will be here a long time. how many people in america lost their businesses and were not allowed to go to their business and if you go to a salon, we will throw you in jail. from day one, since the beginning, there were not allowed to have an opinion. what they did was they censored us, they trashed us and silenced us. and if you look at it from a bigger umbrella, this was the first time in america that the left had the chance to really violence us. they have been trying, you know, berkeley and a place of free speech and all of the other here and there. but the first time the government could come out and say, "that is misinformation, that is information, ergo we will shut you down and close your business and be taken off facebook, twitter, and youtube." it was the first time, i believe

in this is a huge issue, that the government was able to silence the american public and they must be silenced because of disinformation more free speech a more discussion. so the doctors with handing out hydroxychloroquine or afraid of losing licenses were afraid of saying anything, they were, they were hiding in the background for fear that they would lose their positions and hospitals. the impact is enormous. how about the people in the military that were fired? do they have backpay? how about the cops? in the end, why? why? dr. fauci had to cover his -- and i will tell you why. dr. fauci was funding the eco-health alliance that funded the gain of function experience

in the virology lab in china. and when you have the whole government telling us to shut down, it is much more lively then we will end up not as healthy, not a smart, not as wise. i hate that the white house said today, until we have a whole government response, the department of energy, the fbi, deep scientific roots. and they are never going to get the whole department of the government to respond. then they say today, the president's goal is competition and nonconflict with china. no, i want china to answer why they lied. >> dana: i was going to ask you, josie, do you think there is this move gets anything president trump might have said and this fear of offending china? >> jesse: i think it was about money because the judge touched on it. if dr. fauci and these guys trained fat lady in front of this risky gain-of-function research at a sloppy lab, this

thing blows up. they had to hide the truth. there was also a cia backdoor to get visibility into the bio weapons program with china. and companies like pfizer used gain of function and analysis to engineer better vaccines. so, they couldn't let dr. fauci have his fingerprints on this thing. he was dr. love. he could not be damaged goods because we all had to listen to dr. lock down. walking the country was really profitable for big tech pier they told us we had to go home,r netflix, amazon until the vaccine was ready. plus, knowing china was bad for big business and it was bad politics. you don't want to inspire anti-chinese eminent domain sentiment before election because that would help donald . he was mr. vax mandate and he

was going to make money. the cia had to get trump out of office. all of these powerful interest aligned and they lied to us for money and power but the reason it is coming on now is because we are mad at china for possibly funding the russia war in ukraine so we drop this little thing on china -- take that! >> dana: i think things are coincidences but that one, what do you think china will do? we are being outrageous. >> i agree largely with what's being said. i differ slightly on the political motivation. but i will say this, i was in congress when we voted to give president bush and you will remember president bush the right to use force against iraq. it was after evidence had been presented by colin powell, the late colin powell and the u.n. that weapons of mass destruction were being developed. they were in cahoots, saddam hussein and i voted in favor

because i believe everybody is being patriotic. it turns out we have history as an advantage, he didn't have weapons of mass destruction. but i believe the president was acting with the best acts and the president with the best evidence presented to him. in this sense here, if you have two, four agencies with low level competency a lab leak or animal of human transmission. upset on this show many times until china allows us in the presumption should be that they are hiding something. i don't know but that is, but they are hiding something. and president biden right before he was elected and waiting to be sworn and said come i will make them. we have not bee able to g in debt. we should refrain from casting. but one thing i agree with is greg's point about humility. there was nothing wrong with being wrong if you believe you are acting in the best interest of the nation. but it turns out someone shows you were wrong, have the decency

to say, "look i did everything possibly to do what was right but turns out we were wrong on some things." spoon i admitted i was wrong and i paid my bet. >> dana: did you pay your bet? we will check and see if we have that check receipt. coming up next, president biden sidestepping questions about 2024 and complains the medias to negative. ♪ ♪ shortening brand! highly recommend it! zifans love zicam's unique zinc formula. it shortens colds! zicam. zinc that cold!

>> judge jeanine: will he or

won't he? president biden seems like he can't make up his mind 2024. the white house keeps telling us "he intends to run." no date and no location for joe to officially announce. maybe he should listen to what democrats want. only 37% of democrat primary voters want biden to seek a second term. but joe is brushing off any bad poles like blaming the media. >> my intention has been from the beginning to run. but there are too many other things to finish in the near term before i start the campaign. to think it is a little out of whack. i think it goes well beyond economy. think about it. you interview for the news. can you think of anything to turn on the television and think, "god, that makes me feel good. almost nothing. everything is negative. >> judge jeanine: and bated breath of joe to kick

kamala harris off of the ticket. and floating the idea that biden should let democratic voters pick 2024 running mate is the way to hype voters up on another term. dana, how could you let voters pick the running mate? >> i thought this was so strange. kamala harris cannot from her own party. every monday we start off by saying, did you see yesterday in "the new york times" this liberal commentator said this and they think she should be replaced on the ticket? now you have somebody from the obama administration and that has to hurt. maybe we should crowd source for the next vice president will be. but that is actually what the primary is for. if somebody wants to challenge joe biden, then they have the opportunity to do that. the other thing is look, she is not giving herself a chance to get a break either. she is doing something smart. she is doing a couple of things like ribbon cutting spirit that

is perfect for the vice president. you were there in a supporting role and might offer east palestine. sir, if you don't want to go, i'm happy to go. let me go. i'm more empathetic. let me do something. but there is never like raising my hand come i want to go do something. as for joe biden, it is strange how they deal with the poles. they dismissed the polls and say, "polling is broken. can't poll anymore, can't get it done." then they don't like the results of the poll and people are worse off because he's in office and they say, "that is because of the media. that is the media's fault." the third one, the polls look good for him for chief of staff ron klain can't stop tweeting it. so they have a lot of disconnect on that. >> greg: your success is mike sexist. for her hair, dana? >> judge jeanine: you know what, greg, she could cut a ribbon at the southern border because she opened it up.

>> judge jeanine: great idea. why is everyone so afraid of joe biden? we hold our breath up or down a flight of stairs. we sat there hoping others say what he says but why is no challenger willing to get out there and stir it up. >> greg: you just fed me the greatest question, here is a quiz. a quote from someone running for president, right? the candidate said two years of the pandemic mental health problems from inflation higher than it should be, gas prices, high gas prices come a war and i can't think of more uncertain time in history. who said that, marion williams or donald trump? someone running against biden? it was joe biden! he said that! he said that on abc this week! he just volunteered a stump speech for his competitors! and then he goes, and the negative. what is that correlation or causation?

but i'm pretty sure it's causation, joe! >> judge jeanine: jesse, when is the last time in american history you heard the president's wife announced before the president that he was running again? she certain but he ain't so certain. he certainly is but he doesn't know when. who is running the joint? >> jesse: not joe, that is for sure. and i'm sure he's being blackmailed by the fbi. and hanging in the balance. they just seized everything from four properties. you don't think they are just sitting around saying, hey, buddy" i love reading "the new york times" is and this is former obama lawyer, clinton lawyer, as graceful as me on ice skates. coming in "the new york times" basically sagging joe could die in office and no one trust kamala harris so let's take it to the convention, people.

this is so bad. what does that tell you about joe biden? the biggest decision he ever made was picking her as vice president. so they were basically saying he blew the biggest decision he ever made. you can't trust this guy. him whining about the media is like somebody complaining about their private chef. you have a private chef, dude, crimea river! the media serves up anything -- oh, what would you like for breakfast? hunter is innocent? give me a great filmic break it's our job to complain about . he could give me a tax cut. he could give me a federal holiday on every friday of the summer. that is how to change the new cycle. >> greg: i would vote for that. i would be a democrat tomorrow. all right, harold. >> you would be a democrat.

>> judge jeanine: he keeps saying watch me, watch me things to get done >> he said those things but the democrats did well on the midterms and abortion still remains a critical issue and still have to go through primary appearance of politics is still a choice. the president is thinking they may make the republican side put someone forward who is not acceptable to the country. if that is the case, he still has great advice for kamala harris. she should go to east palestine. the president should go also, but i think the focus could continue to be the next several months on the republican side and one, no republican has ever asked me for my counsel. maybe not even democrats do for that matter. but i would say this, if you guys don't get right on choice on abortion you are going to

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on every time i think of zoom. let me ask you a question. >> greg: i think what zoom is called the train. biden dismissing east palestine mayor and criticizing for visiting ukraine over -- but he talked to the local leader. >> have you talked with the mayor? >> i can't recall, but i don't think i talked to the mayor. i talked to many other people. both the senator and both governors. i talked to everyone there there is to talk to. we made it clear everything is available. >> greg: you know, dana you made this point but i can't remember, not sure i was listening but sometimes people don't do the right thing because it gives adversary satisfaction. can't admit this is right or wrong but i think we are in that stage of this cycle, i'm not

going if they say we have to go. it is like the border. i'm not going to the border. and the five says we have to go to the border but now, don't listen to you, dana. >> dana: i think they do hate me. and feed them their talking points. it is strange mr. empathy that his instincts weren't to go or to send anybody or as we said before, why don't you call a cabinet meeting before you went to ukraine so at least ukraine would know that you are on top of it and you are there. to feel like so disconnected, it is kind of strange going into 2024. i will bring politics into it because of the season we are in. there is one of the senators, democrats shared round up for reelection and a red state and interesting that biden, why would you not want to do that? the other thing i would say, mayor pete, a real death blow in

"the washington post" because the fact-checked her stomach checker said no truth to the claim or no merit to the claim that public transportations trump ruling that made this accident happened. so, that is a pretty low blow for them. >> greg: harold, looks like the wheels are coming off of this train. you said during the break i'm so embarrassed to be a democrat right now. and i said, "it is okay." but it is sad this is your leader. >> harold: he is our leader. i wish he had gone and i advocated for a while and i thought he should have gone to secretary buttigieg. but the only person that has been multiple times is the epa administrator which you had on your show. someone is showing accountability here. but for the life of me, the finger-pointing and the blame come i think i will let everybody allocate a little bit at that. we have to figure out how we help these people now and how we

prevent these things from happening again. i'm excited and encouraged that congress is going to hold hearings on the ground. they will get a chance to hear from residents for more importantly norfolk southern and other huawei operators to figure out what they are doing in the near terms and something to prevent something like this happening again. and two what is that they do to allow operators of the trains? how much discretion to stop those trains when they hear and since those kinds of senses are alerted? finally come i don't know how much of this toxic tour we transport across the country today. i'm a belief in pipelines because of things like this, but we need to know what is the volume of this going across the nation today. how many communities are at risk of this? what can the president do? if i were a president i would issue an executive order calling for those transporting toxic material to uphold a

standard, a new protection standard and safety standard for which the stuff is being transported. >> greg: you know, judge what works me and i don't get irked often but joe was so pro-trained. love the trains, but then gets into trouble but nowhere to be found. and seems to be pro-trained when running on time. that it's a great point, thank you. >> judge jeanine: this is what i disagree with harold on. he said, you can't point the finger of blame. >> harold: i don't, that's not my strength. >> judge jeanine: here is the difference between us, i do. [laughter] it is the accusatory part of the prosecution. but first of all i want to know why is pete buttigieg ahead of the department of transportation when he has zero experience? when he has no experience at all? i get to the point people to whatever spoils he wants. i'm just looking.

i will look at the camera. but the truth is only 33% of america proves the way joe biden is working on this train issue. for joe to put someone on transportation who knows nothing about transportation and clearly doesn't care, he knew about it right away. i knew about it right away. read the newspaper but buttigieg didn't want to go. and biden, we said this affirmatively tending someone from the cdc to go there and find out how we can help. no, we can't get fema money because you are not within the guidelines of fema. have you talked to the mayor? i don't know, i don't think so. get your there! that is why americans elect a joe biden because he allegedly cares. maybe he doesn't because they are trump supporter's. >> greg: last word to you, jessie. what he say? >> jesse: well, it is not so

much what he says now but what he does. he is acting like you know those rich dad's that tried to buy their son's love? that is joe. >> greg: i would have loved that! >> jesse: judge, it gave them whatever they asked for, as much money come i will give it to you. now i have to catch a flight to ukraine. just get out of here! that is his attitude and the man has no field for the new cycle and that worked maybe during the primary with the democrats not responding on social media all the time. but he is the president. some show like for instance jesse watters prime time leads with toxic train wreck seven nights in a row and he doesn't respond until a week after that. that is how you have to be cutting edge cutting edge of my trump was so on the cutting edge of the new cycle, he was literally cutting the news cycle, but joe has to strike a

balance between writing that way. this is not a right wing story. rosie o'donnell them of "the view" erin brockovich is in town. mayor pete got hammered on a sunday, just last sunday by network news anchors about this very issue. so, joe has to say, "listen, i know but i will not forget about the mayor of east palestine and just get those things right." that would be a start. >> greg: asked him a very good. all right, coming up the city of chaos, a family terrorized on squatters who almost set their house on fire. ♪ ♪

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>> jesse: liberal insanity getting downright scary. terrorizing, and liberals playing policies and taking over homes, despite several -- one couple force to stock up. >> greg: are you okay? [laughter] >> jesse: it is a war zone. >> i feel safer walking down downtown saigon when i was over in vietnam than i do in portland. >> i think this is happening because the people of portland have voted for policies that promote things like buyers next to my home. people who are living there aren't being moved out. so i have hope that things are being done. is it going to get to the point where my home actually catches on fire? >> jesse: that is not good for property values, he rolled. >> harold: these kind of

stories continue to obviously proliferate. i don't understand what local governments -- i understand that at some level, somewhat i disagree with the cashless bail stuff as related to nonviolent stop. but i'm in disagreement with that now appear this policy allowing squatters to squat in someone's home they don't own od this policy, especially what you see what is happening and the kind of fear people are grouped with. i've been to portland the last few months and it's a great city, but certainly there is a level of fear people have been that city. and i even had it as i was downtown. it is a great city and i hope they are able to get back. >> jesse: devil's advocate, squatters rights. >> judge jeanine: that is it, no, that is my decision. >> jesse: squatters right? >> judge jeanine: you don't have squatters right. notorious to exclusive oca i learned that in law school.

this is up to the locals when they say, this is happening because the people of portland have voted for policies that promote things like buyers next to my home. no, it is happening because they are not making arrests. that is called arson peer that is a capital b felony in most states appear to get mayor to make the police and chief of police enforce the laws. and if your mayor won't in and forced fellow make a citizen's arrest and wreck his -- to the police department! >> harold: that is two as. >> jesse: a tiny extinguisher but he needs a hose. >> greg: does need a hose and i think we all need a hose. >> jesse: homeless squatters, what hypocrites. >> greg: look, harold, you guys nailed it. there was nothing positive coming from our response to homelessness. there was no silver lining or bright spot to how we are dealing with this.

we decided to create artificial rights to people have no idea why we are doing that. they don't know why. of course you have the right to live on a street and be harmful to yourself and others. we are doing that but meanwhile taking bribes from everyone who tries to live decent lives by pretending to give these people rights. we are actually taking away their rights as human beings. we are letting them live like animals, starting fires on the streets. animals don't even have that but that is why we are so powerless. we are powerless in these local situations because we believe that we are the bad guy. if we violate the rights of people daily violating their own rights and other people's rights. why don't we accept small segments of society to object all of us to this bizarre, we are delusion that is happening everywhere. >> jesse: greg makes a good point. >> dana: this is a good point, that was true. they should be a warning to cities all across america, even small towns. make sure your city council,

this isn't happening. don't allow this because little camel's nose under the tent and next thing you know that camel is homeless under the tent or something? i guess? >> greg: that is filthy. [laughter] >> dana: i don't know why there hasn't been a reporter that pulls together everything and says, okay they use the pandemic as an excuse. but then what? is it inflation also a problem? where do you connect that to? the big tech layouts a problem? what do you connect that to? what has been happening? who will pull together all the threads to write a story. >> judge jeanine: how about the rise of china economically, geopolitically? didn't that happen after we were shut down? >> jesse: we can go at it all day but we won't. >> greg: let's go to break. [laughter] sorry everyone. >> jesse: "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪ if your business kept on employees through the pandemic, getrefunds.com can see if it may qualify for a payroll tax refund

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"no one wants a printer, but one wants to print." the people who have a lot of papers both greg and you become a judge, you print a lot of things out so can you relate to the story? >> judge jeanine: no, i wasn't late to the story. >> harold: relate? >> judge jeanine: stop talking like that. okay, now listen, here is the thing, i have a printer and i don't know how it works. it is always talking to me and always says don't pay for the wrong paper one side, two sides, no color, inc., i go to staples to get ink for the printer. i said, it is a printer, aren't they all the same? the guy said "no" and i left. [laughter] >> harold: the travels of judge jeanine. greg, what do you think about this? you write a lot, too. >> greg: the printers are too big. you know what i want in my

building? a notary. i hate to get things notarized. i was thinking i might become a notary so there i am. right? if you want to out notarize anything you want. it's like one day in class. >> judge jeanine: you have to be. >> dana: are you a notary? >> judge jeanine: yes. >> dana: this is good to know. >> judge jeanine: i have a stamp. >> harold: dana? >> dana: it is frustrating every time you go to print, you are at a ink. how is that possible? so i just keep printing. please come help me fix it. but the other thing is paper helps me fully focus and understand. i admire young people today, kids, i'm sure girls, they probably don't print anything for homework. i don't actually understand how that works in their brains. but that is great for them, but i still need paper. >> jesse: . >> jesse: your paper shaming

his kids. >> dana: it is amazing. >> not giving you kids paper. >> jesse: he had dreams at home. >> dana: but do they print stop? >> jesse: no. that is about it. i can't top it. i want to hear the kinko's story again. >> harold: i still print out my ticket when i go to the airport. and the lady at the counter said, what is that? she actually said that. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ eight-time all-star to tell you about it. wait what? get it before it's gone on the subway app!

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after that go to youtube club bill maher. we have a very interesting conversation. might have been energized. >> jesse: do you remember any of the conversation? >> greg: no, i will listen to it tonight. i was told it was very good. >> dana: how could it not be good? >> greg: yeah because i'm there. >> dana: honestly. >> greg: yes. >> dana: also today is international polar bear day. i was stretching for one more thing. i bring you this well national park selfies from bears on taken on remote cameras all throughout the park. they take selfies like percy does. largest polar bear maternity. learning how to survive from mother. are judge, your turn is next. >> thank you, that's beautiful. all right. did you ever hear the words for better for worse when you get

married? >> greg: no. >> judge jeanine: these two -- didn't they ask you that when you got married? okay. this couple from charlotte, north carolina missed own wedding reception after being stuck in an elevator for two hours. while on their way to make the grand entrances, mr. and mrs. zha the elevator got stuck on the grand bohemian total. two hours later the charlotte fire department was able to safely lift the couple through the top of the elevator. fortunately the rescue was too late to make it to the party. but the firefighters celebrated the moment by posing with the wedding party. and that is a true test of better or worse. >> greg: did you hear they got a divorce? >> i offered my services. >> jesse: you notarized it. so sometimes a fist fight is intense but this is more intense than a fist fight. check out the stare down between this coach and ref at this basketball game. no one is talking. they are just staring each other

closer. closer. now, he comes in closer. >> dana: wow. >> jesse: boom. that's how you do it. like a western movie. tonight "jesse watters primetime" we have a -- special guest some inmate says that the prison is being pressured to have all the inmates vote for lori lightfoot at the election. >> you can't even believe that. >> jesse: it's true. >> judge jeanine: i believe it they all vote for her. >> jesse: it's illegal. >> harold: think about that coach from iowa mccafferty playing michigan. down. went to overtime and won the game. whatever he did worked with his team. the women's lacrosse team showed off team work and training when their bus got stuck in the mud. on their way to play george mason university in fairfax, virginia. who needs roadside assistance when you have this kind of team

working enthusiasm. coaches congratulated them. it was great. they got to george mason. won the game at george mason. lacrosse game there and hope the coach treated them to great meal. >> jesse: electric school buss that keep breaking down? thanks, kamala. [laughter] >> dana: only monday and we are all in quite a mood. stay with us all week. we can't wait for it. that's it for us tonight. >> bret: i look forward to seeing the chicago mayor on jesse's show. thanks, dana. ♪ good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, a great big i told you so from a lot of conservatives both in politics and science. scientists at the biden administration energy department now concludes what many thought all along about the coronavirus pandemic and the origins that it likely came from a laboratory leak. a classified report provided to the white house and some members of congress is now providing more backing for that theory, that onc